Most guys are worried that since they aren’t able to talk in a noisy club that they can’t pick up girls. Just walk in and be friendly, be nice. If she offers you her hand, kiss it like in the old days. Maybe smile and rub her cheek, or rub your legs against hers teasingly as you spend time with her. I used to go in, pick up a girl, bring her home, fuck her, then I’d go back to the club to pick up another one. It’s that easy.

I like sit down places better. If there’s a girl sitting there and an empty stool sitting beside her, then it’s easy as hell to pick her up. But if the bar is too noisy, take her by the hand and get her somewhere more peaceful. This is the part about showing interest. If you want to talk to her in a quieter place then just do it. Women absolutely love it when a man takes initiative and grabs her by the hand and leads her somewhere. It’s romantic. If she says no, you say ok and move on.

If you go to a club and meet a woman who’s a cold bitch, call her on it. “Are you just a cold bitch to me, or do you treat everybody this way?” Don’t be shy.

She certainly isn’t!

Put her on the spot, put her on the defensive. The best defense is an attack! If you hate somebody, why would you want to fuck them? If she’s in a bar, then what is she doing there if she doesn’t want to be approached by men? “Let me give you a tip. Stay home. You’re not going to meet anybody that’s going to like you.” If that doesn’t turn her around, what do you care?

How can you tell if a woman has implants or falsies? Ask her to pretend to swat a fly on her shoulder. If her breasts are real, which means she grew up with them and they are part of her own body, you will notice that as her arm goes up to swat the fly it will make a perfect contour of her breast. If she has implants or falsies she will unconsciously contour only her real breast underneath and squish the falsies. Almost every woman out there is using makeup and clothing and accessories and plastic surgery of some sort to try and fool you into picking her up.

Whenever I see a woman dressed like a slut with her tits hanging out it amazes me to see all of these guys standing around her pretending not to notice! It becomes like the elephant on the sofa. You throw a party and all of your friends are there and there’s this elephant on the couch and nobody says anything about it.

If she dresses like a slut you shouldn’t ignore it. Don’t be like every other idiot and try to pretend that you didn’t notice. If you happen to be in a club standing next to a woman that has her tits hanging out, don’t be afraid to comment on it in a charming way. Say what you’re thinking, but don’t be too detailed. It’s okay to say to her (discretely), ”Boy, you sure know what to wear that gets my attention” but it’s not okay to scream from across the room, “Nice hooters, I want to lick them!” You have to be charming while you do it. I’m always a gentleman. When you’re a charming gentleman you can tell women that you want to fuck them without being crude. You can get away with practically anything if you say it in a certain way.

You can always tell what a woman thinks her best sexual feature is by the way she dresses and by the way she moves. For example, if she thinks that her ass is her best feature, during her conversation with you she will probably turn around or do something to get you to notice her ass. Some of these women wear pants that are so tight you can actually see the lips on their cunts. Now, if that doesn’t tell you that she wants to be noticed, nothing will.

When I used to pick up two girls on the same night I used to tell the second girl exactly what I was doing. “I met someone already tonight, we got undressed…all I know is I’m back here now.” Tell them anything you want.

And some women won’t go home with you if they know you were just in bed with somebody else. That’s ok too. Especially now that sex can kill we need to be careful. Diseases are rampant.

You’ve got to be unique. One of the best lines to use is simply, “I’ve never done something like this before, but you really, really are striking and I keep looking at the part that I find the most striking.” She gets pissed off? OK!

There’s other women out there. The problem with you guys is you’re all concerned with what she’s thinking! That’s totally irrelevant at this point because you don’t even know her. You should be reading YOUR mind instead.

If a woman didn’t want her tits to show, then she wouldn’t be wearing those clothes in the first place. If she didn’t want her crotch to look good, she wouldn’t make it look so tasty. For those of you that don’t have the guts to think out loud, I offer you this as an alternative. This is one of the best line’s you will ever use. “Excuse me, is your name Paula?” Then I touch her either on her shoulder or her arm. Because women want a strong, romantic, respectful and funny guy. And she’ll say, “No, my name is June.” or simply, “No it’s not.” Or she’ll go, “Why?” And to that I’ll respond, “I swear…you remind me so much of my mother–that was her name. And I have this thing that people with the same names have the same kind of personalities.”

This line is very effective for several reasons. First, you’re not coming off as some pervert, because you are talking about your MOTHER. Your MOMMY! Secondly, any shrink will tell you that generally speaking, a man is attracted to someone that resembles his mother, and most women are really looking for a ‘real man’ …like DADDY. Thirdly and most importantly, you’re being a friendly and nice guy. This is a very decent and nice approach.

There are two kinds of good-looking women in the world — those who know it, and those who don’t. You’re better off with the ones that don’t, especially in the beginning. Now, the bitchy ones are usually the ones that dress the most provocatively. And they’re out there in the clubs, night after night, cock-teasing guys, and acting like whores and sluts. And the reason that they are so bitchy is because all these guys are throwing themselves at them like pussies. So they feel that they can pick and choose. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

One time I went to a bar with a friend of mine. He was very good-looking and all the women were crazy for him. So we got inside the bar and this girl goes, “Is your name David?” I said yes. She said, “Don’t you remember me from high school?” and I went, “Are you sure that you went to my high school because you’re beautiful…I would have noticed you.” So my friend comes up to me and asks me if I think we can get her and her friend over to my place tonight. I said, “No, we’ll get them over this afternoon!” So we walked over to their table and I said, “Listen. I don’t want people to think we just picked you up. So here’s my address. Be at my apartment in a couple hours.” Notice that I didn’t ‘ask’ them. I told them. I didn’t command, I simply told them to come over. It’s when you ‘ask’ that you trigger her insecurities and her excuse generating machine.

So on the way back home in the car and my friend was bugging me. “They’re not gonna show up. You think they’re gonna show up? You think you know everything, you think you’re so smart. This is stupid, they’re never gonna show up!”

So we’re in the apartment, hanging around, watching T.V., and the doorbell rings! DING DONG! So both women came in the apartment. I turned to my friend and said, “Which one do you want?” He said, “I want Susie.” I said, “Ok, I’ll take Melanie, you take Susie.” Now, within 15 minutes, BOTH Susie and Melanie were all over my friend. They both wanted him. So I said to him, “Do what you want.” And the way he started acting, he started trying to PLEASE them. So my attitude was, “OK girls, you now have a puppy-dog to take care of you, to fetch you drinks and do whatever you tell him. I’m just gonna sit back and watch my friend fuck it all up.”

So about an hour later, I had Susie all over me. And she’s breathing on my neck, whispering in my ear, “Let’s go in the bedroom.” So I told her to get Melanie and leave, and then come back to my apartment. So the girls left, and so did my friend. Thirty minutes later, Susie came back like I told her to. So I took her to my bedroom and started fucking her like crazy. There’s nothing more exciting than a beautiful woman that wants you to fuck her! So as I am fucking Susie every which way, the doorbell rings. It’s Melanie! I told Melanie that I was busy because the girls were best friends at that time and I didn’t want any cat fights.

My technique is no technique. I just tell them what I’m really thinking. You don’t have to lie to them, just tell them the truth. How some guys refuse to tell a woman that she is beautiful is beyond me. Women spend hours and hours in front of the mirror before going out. They wear high heels and tight clothes and push-up bras so you will notice them.

You guys actually think they go to all that trouble for you to NOT say anything? You guys need to learn HOW to say it, that’s all. The reason it doesn’t work for you is because it sounds like a fuckin’ pre-recorded message when you say it! Instead of saying, “You are very beautiful”, try saying something like, “AHHH! You take my breath away! I’m having multiple fantasies at the same time.” Or try this one. Just walk up to a woman and say, “The time you spent getting ready to go out today was well worth it. You look BEAUTIFUL.” If you’re going to give her a compliment, then the least you can do is give her one that is memorable.

I will walk up to a woman with a camera and tell her, “You know, I was just talking to a friend on my cell phone and I told him that I just saw the most gorgeous woman in the world, and he said, “I don’t believe you!” so just let me take your picture.” How can she say no to that? After I take her picture, I’ll say, “Now that I have your picture, why don’t you just give me your phone number and address so I can mail you a copy?”

When I started out, I was shy. And like most of you shy guys, I made the ultimate mistake of asking myself, “What should I say to them?” Then one day I thought, “Fuck it. I’m gonna say what I want to say.” I got fed up of trying to say the right things, so I decided the right thing should be whatever I am thinking about. And as soon as I started being honest, as soon as I stopped trying to impress women, as soon as I started thinking out loud, I started to get RESULTS.

Thinking out loud is the basis of everything I do. And when you learn to just let go, when you learn to stop caring about what everybody thinks and just allow yourself to think out loud, you will experience a sense of freedom that money can’t buy. Getting you guys to approach women is the biggest part.

Because guys somehow feel that the woman is going to rip them apart, humiliate them, ruin them. This can be easily overcome though. Go up to a woman that you think is too good looking for you and say, “Look, I think you’re way too good looking for me, I know you’re gonna break my heart. So just go easy on me, ok?” It doesn’t matter what you say, as long as you tell her exactly what you’re thinking. She will love it!

If she looks like a mean bitch, I’ll smile and say, “You look like a mean bitch.” Here’s another good line. “Honest to God, I’m looking at you, and it’s your eyes that turn me on the most, more than anything else about you.” If she’s too good looking, I’ll say, “You might not believe this, but I really DO deserve to be with someone as pretty as you.” The lines that you will use should fit that particular woman in that particular situation. Just tell her what’s really on your mind. I’m not telling you to be crude. I’m telling to to be confident and honest.

Just the other day I was having lunch with some colleagues. As I got up and headed towards the men’s room, this gorgeous woman asked me if I was in her way. I said, “I wish you were in my way.” She was flattered, and when she thanked me I noticed that she had a Persian accent. So I asked her if she was Persian and she said yes. So I said, “It’s not only that. It’s your whole demeanor, the way you carry yourself and everything. I find Persian women to be the sexiest women in the world.” That was all it took for her and her three friends to be all over me.

Don’t be afraid to go after the best looking women. Alot of guys make that mistake, and that’s why the best looking women have such a hard time finding a decent guy. Men either just stare at them, or they are so nervous when they approach that they act stupidly. This gives guys like me a huge advantage. The better looking they are, the easier they are to get. Ugly women are HARDER to get, because they distrust your motives. Women don’t realize that the more time they spend in front of that mirror getting ready to go out, the more they are creating fear inside of men.

The very best fucking thing you can ever tell a woman that you approach is that you like her taste in clothing. My wife doesn’t like the way I shop, because if I see a shirt that I like, if it comes in three colors, I will buy all three and go home! I hate shopping. I wear only one kind of jeans. I’ve been wearing the same kind of jeans since I was a teenager. If they ever decide to stop making them I will be in trouble! So I called up the factory and bought two dozen pairs. I also bought three pairs of the same shoes. Fuck it!

Women on the other hand LOVE shopping. They can spend a whole day shopping and buy nothing! To me, shopping is punishment. But women spend most of their lives in the shopping malls. Why? Because they are so insecure about the way they look. Shopping, boob jobs, makeup, hair coloring, high heels, it never ends. Compliment them on their clothes, gentlemen.

Here’s a good line to use. “My girlfriend never knew how to dress, and that’s one of the reasons why we broke up, but if she could have taken a lesson from you I might still be seeing her.” And what if she’s not wearing makeup, what if she’s plain? Try this one. “It looks like you spent five minutes in the bathroom this morning. You didn’t put any makeup on…look at you, you’re gorgeous!”

Just look at them. They’re telling you what they want you to say to them. I’m not telling you to do what I do and say what I say. I’m telling you to open your eyes! I love walking up to a plain, pretty girl who is with her girlfriends and saying, “It looks like you don’t even wear makeup! I can’t get over how attractive you look!”

You compliment her on what she has worked at the most. If she doesn’t wear makeup, then she is telling you that she wants to be considered naturally beautiful. Give her a half dozen compliments on what you like and what she would want to hear. They’re not born with anything different than anybody else. You learn that as you get older. It’s the way they put it out.

I believe that men, as a species, are more attractive than women. Men don’t wear makeup, they don’t pluck their eyebrows, they don’t wear push-up bras, and they don’t wear anything to make their dicks look better. We don’t do that shit, so I say we are better looking. I’ve gone to bed with some women that looked like dogs the next morning. Because without all the makeup and push-up bras and high-heel shoes…

You’ve got to remember that almost everything a woman does, from the shopping to the makeup to the boob jobs is to turn you on. They are very insecure. Actually, men are even more insecure. The toughest big shots in the world that don’t admit to being insecure are liars. Women are insecure about their looks. And they know that the only bait they really have is their looks and the fact that they can give you sex. But they’re afraid that once you fuck them you won’t want them anymore.

Another good line. Go up to the most gorgeous girl in the bar with some bar food, like peanuts or pretzels. Give her the pretzel and say, “Can you put it in my mouth?” When she puts it in your mouth, you say, “I’ve always dreamt about having a gorgeous girl like you feeding me.” By giving her something to give back to me, I am taking control. Once they’ve let you manipulate them once they will let you manipulate them again and again and again. If she says no right away, you won’t be able to manipulate her so just go to the next one.

It’s so simple to read the girl you’re going after if you just sit back and read her. Instead of saying to yourself, “She’ll never like me”, you should spend that energy reading her instead.

Here’s a great approach you can use on any woman that will work fabulously. Walk up to her and say, “You know, I just noticed you from over there, and I don’t want you to think I’m trying to pick you up, but you’re very attractive.”

She’ll thank you, then you walk away and go work on some other woman or do something else. Then go back to her and say, “Ok, now I want you to think that I’m trying to pick you up”.

What about her turns you on? Why do you want her? Try this line. “You’re the only good looking girl in here, and I wanted to meet you.” Watch how she responds to a line like that. So simple. Ok, try this line too. “You know, my first thought is that there’s no way a good looking girl like you would even talk to me, but I have to start at the top.” If she doesn’t want to know you after you say something honest like that, you have to ask yourself, “Do I really want a bitch like her anyway?” Who cares what they say. It doesn’t matter. You’ve got to go for what you want in life. If you find her attractive, then you owe it to yourself to go talk to her.

When you make eye contact with her, it’s important to keep it going. Eye contact is very important. DO NOT chicken out and look away like every other guy does. Be a man. Also, smile when you look at her. If she catches you looking at her chest, fine. Keep looking and smile! They want you to notice. When she returns eye contact again, sometimes I wink.

If she asks, “What do you think you’re doing?” Just say, “I was just having sex with you in my mind. Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to finish.” I’m serious. Show her that she doesn’t intimidate you. Backing down to a woman is the worst thing you can do. They don’t want a wuss. They try to intimidate you and as soon as they see that they can’t intimidate and control you they start wanting you.

You always need to direct where the conversation goes, and you can’t get lazy.

Don’t be shy to ask her a million questions. Where do you live? Do you have roommates? What are they like? Do you get along with your parents? Any brothers? Any sisters? How old is your sister? I want to know as much as I can about her as soon as I can. Life is short, and I don’t have time to fuck around. And if she asks why I ask so many questions, I tell her. I know so much about them so soon that they feel like I’ve known them forever. “What food do you like to eat? Can you cook? I always dreamed of having a gorgeous girl like you cook for me.”

When you do walkups, you don’t need to say or do anything fancy. All you need is the confidence to say what’s really on your mind. As another example, let’s say you’re at the library and you notice an attractive woman. Look at her and ask yourself what you like about her. Let’s say that there’s five things that you like the most about her.

You like her eyes, the way she sits, her lips, her hair, and the way she dresses. Then go up to her and tell her exactly what you think. You say, “You know, I was just sitting over there looking at you, and I made a list of the five things I like most about you. I like the way you’re dressed, the way you sit, I like your lips, I like your hair, and I like your eyes…they’re very beautiful.” What woman is going to walk away from that?

Here’s another good pickup line that I’ve used: “You know, I noticed you from all the other women in here. And I figured you have a good enough sense of humor that you’d like my sense of humor too.” And just let the conversation take off from there. Another good line: “You know, I wish I would’ve had sex with you already because I’d love to talk to you intimately but I’m too shy”. Just say exactly what you’re thinking.

They tell guys to jerk off before going out and I don’t think that’s what you need. If you want to get over your fear of approaching women, stop jerking off for a few months. That will put some motivation in you.

I talk about anything I want. If I have to go to the bathroom, I’ll say, “I have to go to the little boys room…and I enjoy that”. She’ll go, “What do you mean you ‘enjoy’ that?” “I like holding it too. I’d like you to hold it.” Say ANYTHING you want! It doesn’t matter. You’re not insulting them. They want you to get intimate with them. “I don’t want to seem like I’m trying to pick you up, but you’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my life.” That was the line I used to land 1986’s Miss Montreal. And she really was that beautiful! I went out with her for a year and a half. I also enjoyed her two sisters.

Why are you guys so afraid of the pretty ones? You’re out there struggling to pick up the ugly or ‘decent’ ones and letting pigs like me take the gorgeous ones. “Uhh…I think I’ll try to pick YOU up because I want HER!”

(Laughter).

How dumb can you be? It’s a fact that gorgeous women rarely get approached, and when they do get approached on the odd occasion it’s usually by some jerk talking out of his ass because he’s so terrified of her.

If she intimidates you, TELL HER. I have to say, I believe men are strongly conditioned to feel guilty about wanting sex. It depends on your upbringing.

Parents attempt to motivate their children by making them feel guilty. Guilt is one of the main tools parents and teachers and everybody uses on you to control you. Get over it.

I tell my kids, “You’re mine until you turn 18!”

(Laughter)

I told you that I don’t like canned pick-up lines because they don’t always work, and besides, chances are she’s heard them all before. So I do what NEVER fails me, I tell her what I like about her the most. Whatever she spent the most time on is always a good rule of thumb. Sometimes I’ll just say to a cute woman who’s walking by, “Did you just grab my ass?”

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