A lot of women like to use their body to taunt men. I remember this one woman that used to manipulate men right, left, and center. Every time I saw her she was teasing some poor jerk who had a really stupid confused look on his face. When she tried to do it to me I simply said, “If you want to tease me, that’s ok, but I have a rule. You have to look me straight in the eye when you do it.”

My relationship is not a democracy. It’s a dictatorship. If you’ve ever been married and divorced then you know how democracies work out! I have a beautiful relationship with my wife and kids. I don’t have to ask my wife permission to go out with my friends. I don’t have to ask for anything in my life.

If a woman buys you a gift, you might want to ask her if there are any strings attached to the gift. A lot of times there will be.

Sometimes the strings are tougher to cut off than others. If you buy somebody a present, give it to him or her. If I buy a meal for a woman, I don’t care what she does with it. I bought her a meal because I felt like it. If you go over to a girl’s house and she makes you a meal you don’t like, don’t pretend that you like it because she might cook it again.

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