What I am about to share with you now is worth a lot of money.

When a woman asks me what my dick’s name is, I tell her it’s Better. Meet Better. Almost every girl names her tits. So ask them, “They’re so beautiful, what are their names?” When she asks me about my dick, I say Better. Wanna kiss Better? How about fuck Better? How about suck Better? Come and taste Better. Hug Better. Sometimes it’s Better! That’s about as subliminal as I ever get.

Most guys couldn’t care less. They’re so busy trying to impress her that they never take the time to find out who they’re trying to fuck. It’s important that you be genuinely curious about her. And you can’t fake that. I really am genuinely curious because I want to find out now if she’s good for me. I’m an investigator. While I talk to her, she tells me everything I need to know to ‘seduce’ her. I don’t like the word ‘seduction’, by the way. I don’t like it because it implies trickery, manipulation, and deceit. My rules are honesty, trust, and respect.

What do you do for fun? What kinds of things did you do when you were a little girl? Who’s your best friend? Why is she/he your best friend? Who’s your favorite relative? Why? What’s your grandmother’s name? What’s the thing you are most proud of in your life? Why? Have you ever been embarrassed? Do you have any pets? What’s his name?

You’ve got to be able to make eye contact, you’ve got to be flattering, and it’s better for her to know that you’re making eye contact and to know that you want her. Why fuck around? A lot of guys will look at a pretty girl that they like and turn away when she notices. She’s already scared him, yet she hasn’t done anything scary. If you can’t even look at her, how can you make her interested in you? Give the girl and yourself a chance. It should be you intimidating them.

What you do with your eyes is extremely important. You have to know how to use your eyes, and women can tell a lot about you by looking into your eyes. Now, the first rule of eye contact is look wherever the fuck you want. If you want to look at her tits, then look at her tits. Does she have a nice ass; does her crotch turn you on? Then look at it! You can’t be afraid of them. They don’t want a pussy. And if they see you staring and they start to have a hissy fit, let them. When a woman tells me not to look at her breasts, I stare harder. I don’t care what she thinks. Why did she put on those tight clothes, so that I wouldn’t look at her? I look at whatever the fuck I want to see, and if she doesn’t like it she can kiss my ass. I’m a man. I’m supposed to get turned on by beautiful women. NOT looking at them is an insult!

I like to travel on the road of efficiency. Rather than talking, I want to be fucking. Very early on in the conversation I like to ask them if they have their own place. If they live with their parents or have roommates, I ask them if they’ve ever gone to a motel with a boyfriend. And if they say, “Oh no, never, I’m not that kind of girl”, I say, “See ya!” I’m not going to waste all of my time and money only to have her say, “I can’t go to a motel”. If they say yes, then I presume that since she’s done it before, she’ll do it again. I’m not shy when it comes to asking questions, and if they want to know why I’m asking, I’m not shy to tell them why.

There’s nothing wrong with being interested in a woman. A lot of guys ask me how long they should wait before they call her when they get her number. And the answer is always going to be, “Whenever you want”. Sometimes I call them right away, sometimes I never call them.

Sometimes I even call her the same night, unless I’m fucking somebody else. Or I call her when I’m with somebody else. If I’m fucking somebody else, but I’m thinking about her, and I want to call her, then I call her and tell her that I’m with somebody else and I’m thinking about her. I’m a truthful guy. Why would I want to start a relationship off with a woman by lying to her?

And a woman likes to hear that, by the way. “I’m with somebody else and all I can see is your face.” It’s romantic.

They love to hear that you’re thinking about them.

Keep in mind that ugly women fuck better. There’s this saying, “If you want to be happy, make an ugly woman your wife.”

Also, what they drink reveals a lot of information about what kind of person they are. If she’s sitting at a bar drinking whiskey, then she’ll probably fuck you. If they only drink beer, it’s a good sign. After six beers, they’re yours. If she goes out to a bar and drinks 6 beers, then she fucks. And if she’s petite, then it’s 3 beers. Especially nowadays, because the alcohol content in beer is so high now. We didn’t have 6.7% when I was growing up.

Is it the hunt that you want, or do you want the prey? A lot of guys prefer the hunt, but I like to capture. I like to tame them.

I’m a cowboy at heart. We’re all animals anyway. Cow, horse, snake, pig, whale, fish, bird, man, woman. Isn’t man the dominant creature on this planet? They never said, “wo-man”, did they? We’re born to know this, yet we’re afraid of women. I remember going away with a girl one weekend and we had so much sex that we didn’t sleep for three days. When I came back I had to stay in bed a full 24 hours for that one.

She was wild! They don’t want us to fear them, they want us to nurture them, take care of them, hunt for them, and protect them.

They want us to romance them and they want us to fuck them.

They need to feel that we’re stronger than they are, so that they can just let go and blossom into the beautiful creatures that they were meant to be.

If I’m sitting in a bar talking with a girl, picking her up, only to discover that her boyfriend is around, I might say something like this to her:
“Are you here doing whatever you want, trying to tease me, or do I have a possibility of leaving with you tonight?” I’m a straight shooter. I never want to get in the middle of a couple’s fight. Here’s a simple test for you to use on a woman to find out if she really wants you or is just using you to piss off her boyfriend and make him jealous. Just ask her, “Are you swingers? Because the women he’s looking at and the guys you’re looking at made me wonder.” Now, if she goes, “Who is he looking at?” then you know they’re just teasing each other so stop wasting your time on her. Don’t get in the middle of that shit.

Don’t spend a lot of money until you’re committed to her. It’s a sign of weakness if you spend too much on the first date. If you didn’t know that then you really do need to read this book!

Only spend what you want to spend. I like to ask them where they want to go, to get a feel of what type of girl I am dealing with. If she wants to go to a classy restaurant, I take her to my favorite burger joint. If she complains, then now I know ahead of time that she isn’t for me. Because if she’s already whining it will only get worse.

I remember talking to this gorgeous woman once and I asked her what was the nicest thing she’s ever done for a boyfriend. And she said that on her ex-boyfriend’s birthday, she brought a friend over and they both fucked him. I said, ”My birthday is tomorrow”. They aren’t looking for the same things in us that we look for in them. They’re not obsessed with looks the way we are.

And they’re giving us lots of signals that we don’t pick up on. I have a friend who met this girl in the bar of a hotel. He was charming and funny. She liked him and gave him her room number and walked upstairs. So what did he do? He called her on the phone, over and over, and she never answered. She was probably lying in bed naked, wondering when he’s going to show up! You have to pay attention to a woman’s signals.

If you’re too dumb to notice, then ask her. “Are you giving me any signals that I’m too stupid to pick up on?” They love the honesty.
They’re not expecting you to be honest with them and as soon as you are, they fall apart. They let go of their defenses and begin to fall for you. If you’re talking to her for ten minutes and you can’t figure out how to get her into the bedroom, just say, “I’ve been talking to you for ten minutes and I’m trying to figure out how to get you into the bedroom.” They all say they want a spontaneous guy, but if you’re spontaneous they become afraid of you. And there are two kinds of respect – fear and admiration. I’ll take what I can get.

By the way, don’t tell her that you want a relationship too soon unless you know for sure that she wants one too. Let them worry about you. And if they tell you they’re ‘not ready’ for a relationship, it’s bullshit. If her favorite actor walked in she would make herself ready. If she tells you she’s not ready for a relationship go to **chapter control**

When you’re with a new woman in a car, don’t hold her hand like every other guy does and play finger fucking with her.

Instead, hold her wrist gently. They like it. Plus, you’re going to use this later on when you’ll say, “I guess you like me…” And she will say, “How do you know I like you?” “Well I was feeling your pulse when we were talking — I did excite you a little bit.”

And whether or not she agrees with you is irrelevant, because inside she will be amazed. You are being so sensitive to her feelings.

Guys often ask me, “How do you close the deal?” But when I meet a girl, I’m not thinking about closing her. Because closing the deal with her and getting her to go out with me is not the prize. The prize is me.

Sometimes I tell them that I’ve already had the fantasy of having them in bed with me, so they might as well go out with me. Whenever a man looks at a woman he mentally fucks her. That is a fact. In order to find out if he has an attraction for her he has to just briefly momentarily mentally fuck her.

Since you are already mentally fucking her, then just tell her.

Don’t say, “Baby, I am mentally fucking you”, because that’s too crass.

I can get away with talking like that, but if you’re just a rookie getting started you then you won’t be able to handle the various responses you’ll get. Use words like fantasizing, making love, enjoying you — be a gentleman about it. Women like romance and they like humor, so let them have it.

If you ask a woman out and she says, “I’m sorry, but I have a boyfriend”, just tell her, “I’m Sorry, too…so let’s get together and be sorry together.”

Because she is telling you that she is sorry she has a boyfriend. Take it literally. It also depends on where you meet them. If she is walking out of an apartment building with her hair all messed up and says, “Sorry but I have a boyfriend”, maybe she just got fucked so you’re not going to pick her up today. But if she’s at a bar with her girlfriends and says that she has a boyfriend…. it’s a bar!

Just say, “Look, I’m sorry, but a girl like you, in a bar, you’re so gorgeous and hot… If I was your boyfriend, you wouldn’t be out in this bar all by yourself tonight”. Just tell her what you’re thinking.

I do enjoy staring at women’s boobs. Most guys are afraid to, but not me. I just dive right in there. Why do you think they dress that way? So you won’t look? I love it when they call me on it, too. They go, “What are you staring at?” and I say, “I’m glad you asked me that question, because if you didn’t notice what I was noticing, you’ve got to see my eye doctor.” Why else would they wear high heels and lingerie and push-up bras?

I’m not being rude, I’m just showing her my appreciation. And if they start to give me a hard time about it, good. It just becomes another opportunity for me to show them how honest and straightforward I am. Sometimes they go, “Well, I didn’t put on makeup for you!” and I go, “I can believe that.” Because it’s obvious that she didn’t put in on for me…

Try this line. This line works like a charm. After you’ve started kissing her for the first time, say, “I don’t want to have a meaningless sexual encounter. If I go home with you, I want to wake up the next morning and make you breakfast. If I can’t make you breakfast, then I don’t want to go with you.” First of all, I’m telling her what I want, and second, I’m telling her that it’s not going to be a one-night stand. I am not telling her that I want a long-term monogamous relationship either. Just breakfast.

It’s very romantic.

The worse thing that a woman can ask me is, “What are you thinking about?” Because I tell them, “I was thinking about doing you and your friend Natasha.” How many guys do you know that tell women the truth? Practically none. I am free to think what I want when I want to think it.

Sometimes women ask me to tell them about myself, and I tell them I think I’m the greatest guy in the world. I’m a nice guy, I’m smart, I’m funny, I’m great in bed, I know where I’m going in life, I like my personality, and if I was a woman I would definitely want me. And they go, “You’re so conceited!” And I go, “You asked me to tell you about myself.

Why should I give you a bad recommendation?” If you’re gonna write a recommendation about yourself, you’d be crazy not to write the best recommendation in the world. That’s what I do. I tell them that I think I’m the greatest guy in the world. What, should you tell them that you’re kind of okay? Fuck that.

If a woman wants to know what you’re thinking, she’s yours.

Why else would they want to know what you’re thinking about?

Same thing if a woman blushes. If you can make her blush, she’s going home with you tonight. A lot of you are getting plenty of signals from women that you’re not noticing. “David, what are you thinking about?” “I was just trying to remember what I have in the fridge because if you came home with me tonight I’d like to cook you a nice breakfast in the morning.” “I was thinking of what it would be like to give you an orgasm.” “I was just thinking about how different your voice would sound if we were cuddled up in front of the fireplace.” “I was just imagining how nice it would be to take a shower with you.” Whatever!

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